It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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