So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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