Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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