I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Randomize
