Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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