I wannas sexs uuuuu
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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