Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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