508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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