Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Randomize
