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  All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.

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• (925): View more from California

  Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.

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• (310): View more from California

  i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son

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• (661): View more from California

  Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.

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  21 Rich People Confess The Best And Worst Things About Being Wealthy

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• (253): View more from Washington

  The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.

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• (450): View more from Quebec

  I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.

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