we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
These 19 People Had Awkward Celebrity Sex Dreams
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator