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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?

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  Cause it just destroys penises

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You guys are open that late?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.

  (828): View more from North Carolina

  Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner

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  Previous statement retracted.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.

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• (530): View more from California

  My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed

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• (848): View more from New Jersey

  We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.

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  A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..

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• (818): View more from California

  Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Two words: blizzard sex

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room

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