im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
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