If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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