whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
ugly people sure do ruin things
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
So squirting runs in the family.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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