Got a toothbrush?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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