her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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