dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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