Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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