Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
