these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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