So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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