discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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