I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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