so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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