But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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