u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You smell like stripper and shame
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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