so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
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OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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