did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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