Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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