it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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