he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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