AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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