it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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