I'm lost and stupid without you.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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