he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
3pm strippers are depressing
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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