I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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