you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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