i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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I am naked and annoyed.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize