Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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