I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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