I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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