ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
this boner is exhausting
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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