let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
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Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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