the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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