I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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