I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
my shit smells like andre
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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