people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
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I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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