Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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