I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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