You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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