Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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