sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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