So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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