nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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