Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Drake has all the answers
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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