He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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