I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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